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The Hottest 11 Cartoon Women Of All Time

 Cinderella



Cinderella is the classic Disney babe – she’s the comeback kid, scrubbing floors for the evil step mom in the beginning, but eventually cleaning up nice and pissing off all the bitches at the ball. Revenge is so sweet – but we have to wonder… what kind of body is Cindy sporting under that ball gown?


Betty



Of the Flinstone/Rubble wifes, Betty reigned supreme as the resident Bedrock neighborhood hottie. A prehistoric MILF, for sure, but what the hell was she doing with dimwitted Barney? Betty was way out of his league… and way hotter than Wilma.


Pocahontas



Historical, sure, but Disney’s Pocahontas is drop dead gorgeous too. You’ve got to hand it to Disney animators – aside from their villains, there isn’t an unattractive heroine in the bunch. Pocahontas works the long flowing hair and off the shoulder deerskin dress, wrapping John Smith around her little finger. Total Pocha-hotness.


Jasmine



Aladdin’s Jasmine is the exotic beauty on our list of hottest cartoon women. She’s a Middle Eastern hottie who finds love with the unlikely street rat, giving hope to regular schlubs everywhere. Did we mention she’s a smoking hot rich princess with a seriously sexy belly?


 Belle



Sheesh. Belle could do so much better than the Beast in Beauty and the Beast – she’s a stone cold fox. Big, beautiful eyes, smart AND sexy? She’s definitely too good for Gaston, and obviously she’s into more than just good looks in a man. The Beast is worth holding out for though (he’s a looker under all that fur) - proving our Belle is no dummy.


Stripperella



Hell, yeah! With a name like Striperella, it’s only natural she’d make our list… check this one… the skankiest of the list, she can work that cartoon stripper pole like nobody’s business. Stripper by night and superhero by… um, later… after she gets off from work… the voluptuous Pamela Anderson voices Stripperella, natch.


Holli Would



Cool World’s Holli Would will do anything to move from the cartoon world to reality – including giving it up to the cartoonist who created her. Kinda trampy – kinda vampy, but a sight sexier than her real world counterpart, Kim Basinger.


Erin Esurance



Insurance has never been so sexy. Esurance was wise to sex up their boring product offerings with a spokesperson like Erin. She’s a little bit mysterious and her body hugging leather shows off every curve. Erin Esurance eye candy made insurance sexy for the first time.


 Lois Griffin



Stay with me on this one. Lois may not be a conventional beauty, but don’t let her everyday housewife look fool you. Lois has a naughty side too, as we’ve seen her in both dominatrix and schoolgirl outfits – Lois is the red-headed poster child for MILFs today. 


Ariel



The only non-woman on our list, Arial is one smokin’ mermaid, and it’s no wonder her daddy, King Triton, doesn’t want her to leave home. With looks like that and a clamshell bikini top to boot, all the sailors’ tongues will be wagging. Arial does eventually break free from papa, hook up with a dude and gets her land legs. 


Jessica Rabbit



Famous for saying, “I’m not bad… I’m just drawn that way,” Jessica Rabbit has curves in all the right places and makes more than just Roger Rabbit’s heart go ba-boom-ba-boom. Just try and deny that Jessica Rabbit isn’t the hottest cartoon woman ever drawn. The eyes, the lips, the… well, let’s just say she’s the perfect cartoon package.