Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.
Aisline Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Unknown
Into: Boobs, Lipstick, Tacky High Heels, Tattoos, Hair Extentions, Burping, Photography, Girls, Boys that look like girls.
Not Into: Hairy men and feet.
Ajilee Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Oregon
Into: Music= life. Make up, sleeping, concerts, BBQ’s, asian food.
Not Into: Egotistical assholes, small talk.
Anei Suicide
Age: 19
Location: Unknown
Fav Films: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Amelie, Parentesis, Juno
Fav Books: Brida – cohelo el mundo de sofia, la ciudad de las bestias, el reino del dragon de oro, el bosque de los pigmeos
Athena Suicide
Age: 20
Location: California
Into: Being spontaneous with my friends, doing stupid things that I can laugh about later. Laughing is my favorite thing to do.
Not Into: Liars and cheaters
Benten Suicide
Age: Unknown
Location: United Kingdom
Into: Taking Photographs, having a big camera, roboraptor, tyranoids (esp genestealers, kissass), shiny things, technology, lizards, transformers, lipgloss, kohl liner, biting my nails, having bad hair (even though I wish it was good), vienese slices, hot baths, money, lego, velociraptors, photoshop, my heater, penguins, Foxgloves, dior, industrial flooring, stairs, breaking and entering, knives, gerbils, aqua raiders, heights, cardassia prime, crayola, bats, origami, darts, skinks, spontaneous kisses, studio lighting, my new duck, fake nails, leopard prints, carbon, junk food, going to mcdonalds and causing a scene because they can’t offer me a vegetarian option, downloading videogame soundtracks from frostwire so I don’t have to pay 30 odd quid to import them from Japan, collecting stuff, brown paper, wearing huge stompy boots, the aroma of disinfectant, dvd releases of cartoons after huge copyright arguments for 2 decades, narcissism, spending too much time on the internet, pornography feature women who look like barbie dolls with huge fake tits and white blonde hair who know how to f**k and make it sexy…
Not Into: Early mornings, the freezing cold, going to bed, playstation 3, apologizing, cheap haircuts, running out of tea
Binah Suicide
Age: 22
Location: Uruguay
Into: Design
Not Into: Nothing
Elza Suicide
Age: 20
Location: France
Into: Tattoos, tattooing, drawing, painting, learning, lowbrow art, the fecalface calendar of events, savage love column, fashion, yard sales, nightclubs, japanese food and making my friends happy!, modeling, acting, comic books, Joss Whedon
Not Into: Existentialism, 6th and market after midnight, la migra scales, broken pencils.
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Klodi Suicide
Age: 25
Location: Ukraine
Into: Atman, India, up to the end, blamelessness, Earth, djinns, my Serpent, to learn, books, cat-like & fluidity, love, peoples, magic spirit, meditation, the Sea inside, wisdom, music, tenderness, the truth, get spilled, psychedelic culture, the Path, Sun, freedom, death of the body, to laugh, to dance in the dark, to smile, chaos and anarchy, Shamanism, empathy, cleanness
Not Into: Gregarious instinct, State power, politician, cowards, plain peoples, traitors, peoples ridden by prejudices, puritanism, stereotypes, laws
Natisl Suicide
Age: 27
Location: Spain
Into: Music, Photos, DJs, Clubs, Danceeeee
Not Into: Who knows?
Nena Suicide
Age: 22
Location: Spain
Into: Intelligence, pushing the limits, excitement, filthy hearts, sick souls, dirty-flirty tongues, alienating literature, girls with beautiful faces, talented boys, hip bones, watching, anal sex, violent porn, benzodiazepines, being always willing to learn, having as many experiences as possible, intelligent and confident women, writing reading reading writing, art, photography, nightlife, japanese street fashion, corsets, decadence, latex, people who make you smile, screaming just because I feel like that, kissing you just because I feel like that, saying what I think, doing what I’ve always wanted to do, achieving happiness.
Not Into: Stupidity in any of its forms.
Noemie Suicide
Age: 25
Location: France
Into: Music, bands, complicated people, burlesque, models, girls, gifts..
Not Into: Stupid people
Rashel Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Into: video games,philosophy, art, djing, genetics, nuclear physics, snowboarding
Not Into: Who knows?
Radeo Suicide
Age: 20
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Into: you
Not Into: weak hand shakes
Rigel Suicide
Age: 25
Location: California
Into: Everything and nothing at the same time.
Not Into: Things that smell funny, people who take themselves too seriously, leaving my house.
Silvia Suicide
Age: 23
Location: Ontario, Canada
Into: Hair color, push up bras, cocktails, makeup, ice cream, nintendo, animal print, fresh sheets, loud music, attractive people, hand written letters, Mazdas.
Not Into: An empty martini bottle, pubes on soap, Mayo, people who force their views on others, KFC, dirty finger nails, xBox, country music, ugly strippers, car dealers, UGGs.
Sofia Suicide
Age: 21
Location: Western Sahara
Into: Gals with small titties, Photoshop, the Socratic method, boys kissing.
Not Into: Silly trends, meat, the like
Vice Suicide
Age: 23
Location: Colorado
Into: Tattoos, music, love, life, animals, seasons, nightclubs, mini skirts, shoes, makeup, learning, Great Danes, Ron, naughty
things with Ron, dancing, dressing up, sushi, sarcasm, San Francisco, good people, procrastinating, porn, and Tequila.
Not Into: Strawberry milk, creepy men, sleeping alone, and contests; as I never win. :[