2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.
3. You preemptively tell others to fuck off.
4. This is your idea of holiday cheer:
5. You really believe it's that simple.
6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:
7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.
8. You think you have all the answers.
9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.
