Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker is not a butterface because the horseishness of her face detracts so much from the rest of her body that any heterosexual male cannot avoid picturing her visage disfiguring the physiognomy of a fully grown Clydesdale.
You’ve surely seen a few of these images floating around the intertubes but try to enjoy these 10 banged up beauties regardless.
Oh, and we have no idea how old any of these things are so please keep your pants on.









