In doing the extensive research necessary to compile a photo gallery of this magnitude (okay fine, it took about two hours) I discovered that there haven't been that many female mascots throughout the course of human history and most of them aren't even hot. Sure the Burger King "King" and Mr. Peanut have been successful mascots but you can't tell me those companies wouldn't have sold more products if those mascots were a sexy Burger Queen and a hot Mrs. Peanut. And while we're on the subject, why hasn't the American Dental Association created a hot Tooth Fairy mascot? And don't even get me started on the Hamburger Helper people. Do you know how much more disgusting pasta and packets of powdered sauce they would sell if the "Helping Hand" mascot was a sexy woman hand.
