#10 Kellie Pickler Isn't Smarter Than A 5th Grader - You know it's bad when you look extremely stupid standing next to Jeff Foxworthy.
#9 What is Rocket Science? - You have to give her credit, at least she didn't say that Rocket Science was the study of rockets.
#8 The Chicken-Eating Vegetarian - And her favorite color is blue and her favorite cheese is hamburger meat
#7 Dumb Blonde Attempts To Interview John Cusack - Sometimes speaking words that form a coherent question can be difficult for a blonde.
#6 Paris Hilton Talks About Walmart - One day Paris will face off against a box of rocks on Celebrity Jeopardy and that box of rocks will destroy her.
#5 Anna Nicole Smith Turns Into A Clown - Even the clowns of the world were embarrassed by this amazing display. RIP Anna.
#4 The Dating Game Blonde - Being married to a dumb blonde is awesome because you can convince them to do whatever you want by promising them free unicorn rides.
#3 Jessica Simpson Enjoys Some "Chicken Of The Sea" - It's true what they say... hot blonde women while slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.
#2 Farrah Fawcett Has A Blonde Overload On Letterman - The day that Farrah sadly mistook Letterman's New York City set backdrop for the real thing.
#1 Miss South Carolina Puts On A Dumb Blonde Show - And this is precisely why every man should go to South Carolina for at least one spring break.