#10 Katharine McPhee Proves Her Hooters Are Real On Tyra - There have been rumors swirling around Hollywood for months that Katherine's boobs actually make honking noises when they're squeezed and they also dispense ranch dressing.
#9 Sandra Bullock Gets A Surprise Melon Squeezing From Jimmy Fallon - And this is the only remotely interesting thing Jimmy Fallon has done throughout his entire career.
# 8 Evangeline Gets Her Lilly's Grabbed On Lost - Personally, I can't wait to see the series finale of Lost where they discover that the only way to reveal the secret of the island is for Evangeline to take her top off.
#7 Jon Lovitz Grabs A Jamie Lee Curtis Boobie - She still has the greatest hermaphrodite rack in Hollywood history.
#6 Debra Messing Gets Her Little Boobies Fluffed On Will & Grace - This scene should've been Debra Messing groping Megan Mullally's giant milk muffins, but this will have to do for now.
#5 Pamela Anderson Gets Her Infamous Boobs Roasted By Andy Dick - Unfortunately Andy Dick wasn't accidentally killed by a misguided scud missle after this was over.
#4 Princess Leia Gets Groped By Hand Solo - It a shame Han Solo never learned the force because he could've taken her shirt off before he grabbed her boob.
#2 Scarlett Johansson Gets Groped On The Red Carpet - Sometime in the next five years Scarlett will finally do her first topless scene because it "the scene was necessary for the development of her character."
#1 Jessica Biel Gets Her Perfect Breasts Groped By Adam Sandler - And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the man who edited this scene so that Adam Sandler wasn't in it. Pure genius.
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