Eating fast food and doing naughty stuff with beautiful women are pretty much the same experience. It takes about five minutes and a little cash to get them in your car, and they both involve eating out. Fast food and beautiful women are also always open late and both of them leave you hungry for more as soon as your done. Oh yeah, and they're better with dipping sauces.
#10 Carl's Jr's Western Bacon Bull Riding - It's almost as if the commercial has absolutely nothing to do with the product they're advertising.
#9 Carmen Electra Tries To "Think Outside Her Buns" - Call me crazy, but I've always thought that the Beef Meximelt tastes like a certain part of the female anatomy.
#8 Korean McDonald's Ice Cream "Conejob" - Notice how she licks the tip first. She is defintiely an experienced ice cream cone eater.
#7 Tamara Brown A.K.A. "The Girl In The Blue Dress" Plays Dress Up Carl's Jr - Because years of focus testing has proven that watching girls touch their boobs makes people hungry for steak burgers.
#6 Banned BK Soccer Girls - I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure this commercial was banned because it had gratutious amounts of boobage and cleavage in it.
#5 Carl's Jr. Double "Mouthful" Burger - This is what the advertising executives call "sexual in-your-endo."
#4 Japan Reveals Ronald McDonald's Hot Daughter - And my gut tells me she isn't Ronald's only illegitimate child.
#3 Banned New Zealand BK Girls - I don't know about you, but I find it comforting to know that bikini girls with lesbian tendencies love to jump on trampolines and take water fountain baths together.
#2 Padma Lakshimi - A world famous chef who is also a model ... I'm not buying it.
#1 Burger King Whopper Sex - This is why you should always take a girl to Burger King after you have sex.
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