#10 Slash Gets Slashed In Italy - Maybe it's time for Slash to cut his hair and take off that stupid hat.
#9 Pat Buchanan Gets A Stage Facial - Most Rebulicans would say that was so totally "Un-700 Club" of that dude.
#8 X-Factor's Diana Vickers Attacked By Her Only Fan - She doesn't know it yet, but this will be the most memorable moment of her career.
#7 Radiohead's Thom Yorke Gets Attacked At MSG - I mean come on, you don't hit a man with a lazy eye. That's Man Code 101.
#7 Snoop Dog Needs An Attack Dogg - And the attacker was instantly greeted by the Dogg Pound. They really seem like a swell bunch of guys.
#5 Anne Coutler Gets Attacked By The "Al Pieda" - Don't worry, she's a man... he can take it.
#4 Tila Tequila Gets Wasted By The Juggalos - I know I want to throw my own feces every time I hear Tila's music, but the Juggalos took it a little too far. The worst part is I can't decide who sucks more, Tila Tequila or the Insane Clown Posse and their fans? Man, this is a tough one.
#3 50 Cent Attacked In Brazil - I don't see how anyone in Brazil could be that angry considering how many hot women live there and how cheap beer is.
#2 Justin Bieber Vs. Water Bottle - I heard the guy did it because he was trying to impress Jodie Foster and Minnie Mouse.
#1 Noel Gallagher Gets A Cham-Pain Supernova'd In Toronto - You know you're a jackass when your own brother hates you and you've actually managed to make a Canadian angry.
