I don't understand why people continue to go to college and study hard to become lawyers, doctors and scientists when they involve way too much reading and hard work. Maybe one day people will realize that all they have to do to get the best job in the world is move to Los Angeles and start searching Craigslist for jobs that have fluffer, thigh greaser and production assistant in the title. Sure they don't pay that much, but i hear they're extremely "rewarding" careers.
"Marisa Miller Bikini Bottom Technician"
Katy Perry Boob Adjuster
Amy Smart Nipple Taper
Miranda Kerr Wedgie Fixer
Jennifer Lopez Nipple Tweaker
Alessandra Ambrosio Body Rubber
Anna Beatriz Barros Thigh Massager
Gisele Booty Buffer
Mariah Carey Bra Sewer
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Bottom Adjuster
Vida Guerra Boob Greaser
Katy Perry Boob Plasterer
Professional Britney Spears Groper
Nude Supermodel Banana Eater
Adriana Lima Crotch Grabber
